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this is my son with the dog i just got him
(Source: eyeofwonder)
booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
(Source: twistedthemusical)
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
(Source: thejivinghands)
